Today --:--:--.--------- to the nanosecond* Since the Big Bang 13.787 billion years and you have spent 0:00 of it here All timelines accounted for. *Browsers blur their clocks on purpose, so the last digits are for show. Nobody knows the universe's exact age either: the best measurement is 13.787 billion years, give or take 20 million.

Hi, I'm Bhavesh.

Backend engineer by day. A lot less order everywhere else. Stick around, there's more to this site than the résumé.

The Chaos I left the interesting parts out of the résumé. keep going